I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
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im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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