are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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