Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I have tasted many bathrooms
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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