after a month anything with tits is on the radar
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
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