My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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