I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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