My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
He passed out mid-signature
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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