Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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