we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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