I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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