Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
