dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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