if i can run in heels then i can drive
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Randomize
