Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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