is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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