Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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