All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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