you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
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