At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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