This is not my ceiling
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
either way he was missing a nipple.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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