Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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