I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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