Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i would punch a child for taco bell
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Randomize
