I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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