I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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