I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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