About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
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