There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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