Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
a search helicopter?!
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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