Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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