Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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