would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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