Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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