I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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