your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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