my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
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