Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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