What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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