question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
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