Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Randomize
