what if I'm pregnant?
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I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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