there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Sponge bath it is.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Walk of Shame today included voting.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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