foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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