Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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