and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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