Please don't use social media to get back at me.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
Randomize
