in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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