Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Randomize
