I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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