i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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