Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
I have post one night stand depression
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