no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I'd cum for enchiladas.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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