also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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