i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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