Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
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