He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
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