i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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